OK, I realize no one is going to believe the lead-in to how I stumbled across this gem, but I swear it is true… So, I was video-chatting with my dad (seriously) and I could only see him, not hear him. I wanted to make sure there wasn’t a problem with my speakers or sound card – so I navigated to YouTube’s main page and just clicked on the first video I saw… And this was it… And it’s NSFW-ish… No actual naughty bits are exposed, but some awfully skimpy bikinis are modeled… Oh, and for the impatient among you, the good stuff (by which I mean “alarmingly bad stuff”) starts at 1:11…
Seriously, WTF? Umbrellas (and cheap-ass umbrellas at that)? Day-Glo headbands? Sexy dry-cleaning-bag ponchos? Oversized novelty glasses? Body bedazzling? And did I mention the cheap-ass umbrellas? And that the model’s name is “Mike Lay“? Dios mio…
The glossy lips and rouge are just freaking me out even more… And yet, he’s kind of adorable – especially in the intro before he’s all tarted-up and brollied… Anyhow, this was simply too good (by which I mean crazy) to not share… Enjoy!
Oh, and by the way… does anyone know where I can pick up a copy of HEY! magazine..? It’s for a friend…
It's a Complete Outrage 