Prior to an enjoyable hour or so spent at the $10 minimum blackjack table at Aria last night with Tina, I had to use the john… And just down the row of urinals from me were a couple of 20-something dude types, talking and joking about various bodily functions – as 20-something dudes do…
At any rate, I hear one of them cart out that oldest of standing-in-front-of-the-urinal jokes ever, advising his confrere: “Dude, careful, the water’s cold.”
And me being me, I couldn’t resist piping up with, “And deep, too…”
The first dude had a good laugh (and amazingly had never heard that old chestnut) – but he did have to explain it to his buddy…
It's a Complete Outrage 