So, if you’re not familiar with Ke$ha (yes, that’s how she spells her name), you can see her hit song here. And I’m the first to admit that I love this song – despite the poseur-ishness… It’s gotta good beat and I can dance to it. And I brush my teeth (er, I mean “teef”) with Jack.
Anyhoo, per usual, Michael K. at Dlisted hit the nail on the head with this post. First off, he’s already christened her Ke¢ha (genius)… And she totally is faux dirty… Sadly, I know this because I’m genuine dirty – right down to the Bob’s Big Boy scenario he describes (though in my case it was Zim’s… Just ask a native San Franciscan if you’re unfamiliar with this establishment)… So, yes, start calling the nominating committee, ’cause this totally blows the NYT and WaPo out of the water prose-wise…
It's a Complete Outrage 
you don’t have to be a native San Franciscan to know what Zim’s is.
OK, I should’ve said “native San Franciscan or very old” – happy now?