What I saw today…
- A guy on the Muni unironically wearing those hideous Oakley Thump sunglasses with built-in earphones and MP3 player. The strangest part was that, other than the monstrous device wrapping his face, he gave every impression of being relatively normal – even wearing a rather flattering and well-selected outfit…
- A twenty-something chick in front of Lime, who’d apparently over-indulged in “bottomless mimosas”… She was being propped up by her not-quite-so-drunk friends and had just started puking in the middle of the sidewalk when I passed… Come on, people, at least get her aiming toward the gutter… Oh, and this was at 1:00 PM. Stay classy!
- A man out for a stroll on this lovely sunny day, clad solely in a thong, sneakers and sunglasses. Happily, he had fairly pleasing physique – usually the public-thong-wearers are large, hirsute and no spring chickens…
- A one-eyed dog.
- A young man squeezing his way onto an already packed N-Judah with his bass fiddle… Though he was pretty polite about making way for others as they boarded and exited the train.
I also got my karma points for the month by handing off my April Fast Pass to a tourist couple waiting to buy cable car tickets, along with the advice it was good until tomorrow for unlimited rides on all Muni vehicles. They were appreciative…
It's a Complete Outrage 
Wow, quite a day
Was it Britta (in front of Lime)?