Carol Channing! Ben Vereen! Sally Kellerman! Telly Savalas! The Rockettes! Susan Fucking Anton, for chrissake! Fizzy brown water sweetened with a mysterious and probably carcinogenic chemical! You’re gonna drink it just for the taste of it!
BTW, whatever happened to jingles? All the commercials these days use pop music… I miss a good jingle – and this Diet Coke one is certainly excellent. I can’t stand diet soda, but I want to run right out and buy one after listening to this!
from The Frisky via The Awl
It's a Complete Outrage 