Introducing Diet Coke!

Carol Channing! Ben Vereen! Sally Kellerman! Telly Savalas! The Rockettes! Susan Fucking Anton, for chrissake! Fizzy brown water sweetened with a mysterious and probably carcinogenic chemical! You’re gonna drink it just for the taste of it!

BTW, whatever happened to jingles? All the commercials these days use pop music… I miss a good jingle – and this Diet Coke one is certainly excellent. I can’t stand diet soda, but I want to run right out and buy one after listening to this!

from The Frisky via The Awl

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