Former president George W. Bush appeared before a sold-out (!) crowd at the University of Texas at Tyler’s Distinguished (!) Lecture (!) Series. He was greeted by a standing ovation (!) and fist-pumps (!).
Looking back on his presidency (!), he had this to say about what he missed:
I miss being pampered; I miss Air Force One; I miss being commander in chief of an awesome group of (people).
Mr. Bush received two more standing ovations (!) during the course of the evening.
from Tyler Paper via Think Progress
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