Former president George W. Bush appeared before a sold-out (!) crowd at the University of Texas at Tyler’s Distinguished (!) Lecture (!) Series. He was greeted by a standing ovation (!) and fist-pumps (!).
Looking back on his presidency (!), he had this to say about what he missed:
I miss being pampered; I miss Air Force One; I miss being commander in chief of an awesome group of (people).
Mr. Bush received two more standing ovations (!) during the course of the evening.