A Rhodesian ridgeback gave birth to 17 puppies in Berlin. Seriously, could they be any cuter? Of course, my favorite part is the following quote from the AP article:
Wegemann gave the dogs a bottle with special milk because their mother’s nipples could have never coped with the demand…
Her nipples? What about her vagina? It must be exhausted!
I wonder if the mom’s got an endorsement deal.
You just gave birth to 17 puppies. What are you doing next?
I’m going to EuroDisney!
And as long as we’re on the subject of dogs in Germany, I had to include this. Oh Kackel Dackel – you’re such a rascal!
from AP via Yahoo! News
It's a Complete Outrage 
“What about her vagina? It must be exhausted!”
Nice of you to show concern for a vagina, Eric!