Believe it or not, I’m not a complete dumb shit. In fact, I actually have some vague understanding of how predictive text entry works on my Android. But this one is completely out of left field. I can assure all and sundry with 100% accuracy that I have never, ever used the suggested word in any type of communication originating from my EVO. And even if I had (which I have not), I would totally have replaced the “g” at the end with an apostrophe.