You know, I have always wondered why it’s so hard to tell how old most Oriental women are! Though I have to say, I was quite disappointed that there wasn’t a “GONG!” somewhere in this sales pitch, to really drive home the stereotypes authenticity of this fine product, made from genuine precious pearls pulverized into a lustrous powder.
Of course, I’d be remiss if I didn’t include “Grant Ave.” from Flower Drum Song – which shuffled onto my iPod the other day and was what got me thinking about Nancy Kwan in the first place. I honestly love, love, love this number! Though do you think those two ancestors had to sit in those chairs facing away from the cameras for the whole routine?
It's a Complete Outrage 