Homewrecking diamond-aficionado and soon-to-be-former candidate for first lady Callista Gingrich has apparently “written” a children’s book, Sweet Land of Tiffany Liberty, which “takes children on an entertaining and educational journey to introduce and explain the greatness of America.” Presumably, the journey includes convincing a fat serial adulterer to leave his second wife for you and a trip back in time to a 1960s hair salon.
Whatever the case, El Pinche made the best comment of the day at Wonkette:
Super honkey Callista Gingrich makes Cindy McCain look like Mary J Blige.
I think I’d like to get a t-shirt that says “Super Honkey.”
It's a Complete Outrage 
Jesus, that’s some Stepford stare right there. I think she hypnotized me…
I think ‘fat serial adulterer’ is how I will officially refer to Newt from now on.