This is how I’m imagining my arrival at SFO in October for my trip to Istanbul…
“I’m sorry, sir. I don’t think you’re permitted in the First Class Lounge.”
To wit:
Have I mentioned that I’m flying first class? Because I am.
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It's a Complete Outrage 
I sat in first behind a guy going from Phoenix to LA who tried to order champagne like he was on the fucking Concorde. I trust either a) you will not do that or b) a flight to Istanbul will actually have champagne in first.
I would consider the backseat on a Greyhound bus first class as long it was headed away from Phoenix.
Also, I hope they offered him a split of Cook’s…