“MOAR SHAMPAYNE PLEEZ!”

This is how I’m imagining my arrival at SFO in October for my trip to Istanbul…

“I’m sorry, sir. I don’t think you’re permitted in the First Class Lounge.”

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To wit:

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Have I mentioned that I’m flying first class? Because I am.

Qui est plus fancy?

I realize I still need to write a Japan wrap-up and plan to do so over the long weekend (assuming I can emerge from the iron lung I may be confined to).

So, to tide you over, here’s a GIF of Rihanna at the VMAs asking Katy Perry if she fancy…