I need to start dating NOW!

Hmmm…  I guess this is what lies ahead for me if I don’t manage to ensnare meet a mate soon.  Though I do take some solace in the fact that my decomposing corpse will provide a delicious (and, I hope, nutritious) meal for my cat while he’s cooped up in the apartment with me after I shuffle off this mortal coil…

“Lonely Deaths” Rise Among Unemployed, Elderly