You know, I’m generally quite impressed with the predictive abilities of my phone’s keyboard. But this? I mean, come on! Shouldn’t my phone be well aware of the fact that my social life is not exactly a hive of activity? And that the only way I could contract an STI would be via a toilet seat or doorknob? Jeez…
Believe it or not, I’m not a complete dumb shit. In fact, I actually have some vague understanding of how predictive text entry works on my Android. But this one is completely out of left field. I can assure all and sundry with 100% accuracy that I have never, ever used the suggested word in any type of communication originating from my EVO. And even if I had (which I have not), I would totally have replaced the “g” at the end with an apostrophe.
Saw Hedda Lettuce perform on Saturday night – she was hilarious as always. Was advising a friend via text that I loved the show and that “she’s a riot” – but SwiftKey’s predictive text had a different idea. Not sure, but I think that’s about as opposite from “drag queen” as one can get…
It's a Complete Outrage 