Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

Happily, the actual story is just as excellent as one might hope – including this salient detail:  “The accused was escorted out and had to be asked to partially deflate her costume so she could get out the door.” Read more at The Awl

“Can you feel that?”

OK, I know I’m relying WAY too heavily on commercials in my recent posts…  But as a homosexual, I am duty-bound to share the following…  “Zip it!”